When fake news go on sale daily

When fake news go on sale daily, sit back, relax and wait for the smell, as one or more of the following will probably happen :

• Seats will go on sale
• Voices will go on sale
• Friendships will go on sale
• Crisies will go on sale
• Economies will go on sale
• Guns will go on sale
• Bombs will go on sale
• Drugs will go on sale
• Borders will go on sale
• Countries will go on sale
• Boats will go on sale
• Lives will go on sale
• Souls will go on sale
• Kids will go on sale
• Organs will go on sale